How does a chicken cross the road?

  • NT Chicken:
    Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.

  • OS/2 Chicken:
    It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.

  • Win 95 Chicken:
    You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.

  • Microsoft Chicken (TM):
    It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.

  • OOP Chicken:
    It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

  • Assembler Chicken:
    First it builds the road . . .

  • C Chicken:
    It crosses the road without looking both ways.

  • C++ Chicken:
    The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.

  • VB Chicken:
    USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)

  • Delphi Chicken:
    The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.

  • Java Chicken:
    If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)

  • Web Chicken:
    Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

  • Gopher Chicken:
    Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.

  • Newton Chicken:
    Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket!

  • Cray Chicken:
    Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.

  • Quantum Logic Chicken:
    The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.

  • Lotus Chicken:
    Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!

  • Mac Chicken:
    No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.

  • Al Gore Chicken:
    Waiting for completion of NCI (Nation Chicken-crossing Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as it's finished, assuming he's re-elected and the Republicans don't gut the program.

  • COBOL Chicken:
    0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING. IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE ELSE GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

  • FORTRAN chicken
    MAIN CHICKEN GOTO OTHER_SIDE END


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